By Carlos Eton
So how can we use this newfound knowledge to our advantage?
Vroom! Vroom!
Clearly, they need our help. Big time! So let’s give it to them. Quickly!
Uhm … Happy Birthday To Mickey Mouse?
By Carlos Eton
Why do weird things (really weird things) happen on Thursdays.
It’s Not You; It’s Me
By Carlos Eton
“Please know, it’s not you … it’s me. I hope we can still be friends though.”
What We’ve Learned From Movies and TV, Part 1
By Carlos Eton
Well, if art does imitate life, then everything I see in movies and television must be true. Hmm.
I’d Like To Thank The Academy
By Carlos Eton
Even crazier … who would actually give someone an award for a random display of random thoughts?
Listen To Granny, Darn It!
By Carlos Eton
Granny does have something to tell us. We really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really should listen to what she has to say.
Register 51 Revisited
By Carlos Eton.
But Register 4 just aggravated my checkout trauma. The customer at the front of this line insisted on paying for his bottle of Wino’s Pride with change. Dimes! “Are you freakin’ kidding me?” I grumbled. “I guess I better try another register.”
A Different Kind Of Panic
By Carlos Eton.
It makes you wonder … what were they thinking when they wrote that?
It Is What It Is
By Carlos Eton.
Granny turned to me and said, “You know, silence is golden, which explains why so many people are poor.”